We recently upgraded the motor in Synflex™ so it has twice the thrusts per minute, resulting in incredibly powerful prostate stimulation that will leave any man spasming on the ground, begging for more, and dripping until he’s drier than the Sahara desert.
We plan to begin retailing this new 9-speed Synflex model in 4 months, but we’re currently offering all of our loyal customers the ability to upgrade their purchases to this newer model for only $19, a huge discount from the $100+ retail price we’ll soon be selling the new Synflex at.
This discount offer is a gift for our loyal customers, not a sales pitch. Please note we do NOT recommend the newer model to men who do not have significant experience with prostate stimulation. The sensation of the new Synflex is overwhelming and feels less like vibration and more like being pounded. You wouldn’t learn to ride a motorcycle and immediately buy a 1,000 horsepower engine, so don’t upgrade to the newer Synflex unless your ass can take a beating.
If you have purchased multiple units, all will be upgraded for one $19 fee. Please let us know if you’d like to upgrade your purchase(s) now.
This is a one-time fee regardless how many units you are orering.
Price will increase in the future.
This offer is optional.